It’s the last day of June and holy shit, six months of 2021 seem to be gone in a blink of an eye. Beyond our wild college years, lifetime is floating like fresh dogshit on a shovel, if you know what we mean. Of course, it depends from your point of view. For some people time between Monday and Friday seems to be a whole eternity, while two weeks of summer holidays only last a couple of drinks at the beach. Damn you, Einstein! Pretty unfair, right? Well, there is nothing we can do about it, but we can try to entertain you as best as we can. Speaking of entertainment, here are our gems for today.
kitten has hearts behind her ears pic.twitter.com/a6wzDORrhi
— Jerry ♡ (@uwuucuteabIes) June 28, 2021
obsessed with this very nice woman who left a note even though my car literally looks like this pic.twitter.com/JejFtgTXJU
— amelia elizalde (@ameliaelizalde) June 28, 2021
if you text me "we need to talk" i'm gonna reply "yes we do" now we both stressed
— 🧚🏽 (@tittiebae) June 29, 2021
The average age of retirement is 66. The average life span is 78.
The idea of doing all this for 12 years of elderly leisure is…. bleak.
— Dwight Rhinosoros (@rhinosoros) June 28, 2021
I know this won’t be a hot take for people with sense but:
The division of financial responsibility in a relationship should be equitable not equal.
If you make 3x what your partner does, you should pay more because you can. Do a 2:1 split, and cover 70% of the bills.
— Keshav Kant (@MxKantEven) June 28, 2021
It is 118° Fahrenheit in Siberia.
And we’re still acting like climate chaos is something that is coming. Instead of something that is already here.
— Rebecca Nagle (@rebeccanagle) June 29, 2021
Did I ever tell y'all about the time this dude asked me what was my favorite restaurant, made reservations there, we got there, and then when the server asked if we wanted any appetizers he said "oh, we're just getting drinks tonight" and gave her the menus???
— Dojer Cat (@OgLakyn) June 29, 2021
the president of ireland looks like if Danny DeVito was cast to play Bernie Sanders pic.twitter.com/0702Ho7anr
— God and Reddit's Righteous Warrior For Truth (bad) (@clown_depot) June 27, 2021
When my husband makes me mad I’ll send him to the store for something that doesn’t exist.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) June 29, 2021
Don’t honk your fucking horn at me while you’re waiting for my parking space. I’ll turn my car off and sit here until we both die.
— January James-Riggs 🔪 (@JanuaryJames) June 29, 2021