Best of Twitter from June 4, 2021

Hip hip hooray, it’s Friday, the sun is shining and when you get up tomorrow morning, slide the curtain aside and open the window, you will hear the wonderful singing of lovesick birds who give everything to find at the very last minute a partner who is willing to overlook their inadequacies and to create offspring with them which spoils their prime and leaves them shortly before the end, so that they can hate each other in peace before starving to death. I did say birds, right? Anyway, here are the best Tweets from today. Keep the curtains closed and have fun!