2020 is just a tiring year and we are almost at the halfway mark. I can’t take another 6 months of this. What’s next, return of dinosaurs? Ok, let me not kid like that because all we need is a pack of raptors running down my street, let alone a T-Rex. One thing is for sure, these dailies will keep coming to, no matter what 2020 brings!
At least no one’s keeping up with the Kardashians anymore..
— Crow Magnom (@distracted_monk) June 5, 2020
How to become a cop:
-high school diploma
-pass a test
-academy for several months
How to become a licensed geologist:
-college degree in geology
-pass 3 tests
-3 years on the job training
Geologists don’t even get a gun. They judge rocks.
— clean slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) June 5, 2020
Me thinking about life in the shower pic.twitter.com/bpIu3f5UF0
— 9GAG (@9GAG) June 5, 2020
To be fair, being a cop is a difficult job. You have to completely abandon your integrity and stay silent to protect murderers. I couldn’t do it.
— Ted Alexandro (@tedalexandro) June 5, 2020
cops be like “look if you had 8 popsicles and one of them was a little melted and had a god complex and hated black people and also beat his wife would you throw away the ENTIRE box of popsicles…would you?? See we’re not so bad”
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) June 4, 2020
I bought mushrooms a month ago and all I ask is for is one chill day in life to be able to use em.
— Ronald Funches (@RonFunches) June 3, 2020
Police are now brutalizing everyone just to maintain their ability to brutalize black people.
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) June 5, 2020
gen z’s ain’t afraid of nothing expect bugs
— ❂⁷ (@UGHTHESTALLION) June 4, 2020
We are battling COVID-19, a race war and sexual assault all at the same time and I must say.. it is a lot
— Olivia Pope 🍷 (@nobodybutme32) June 4, 2020
when I cut my nutsack shaving https://t.co/MqzMbu0aNd
— BLM (@hellograndpa) June 4, 2020