Today is Tuesday, June 8, and maybe it’s just us, but we’re feeling a little Orwellian today! Perhaps it is because this day 72 years ago «1984» was published, you know, the science fiction novel that adresses mass surveillance. As Peter from Facebook once said and we just fact-checked (googled) it on our iPhone, practically none of Orwell’s gloomy premonitions came true! Isn’t that reassuring! What is missing for perfect happiness? Exactly, today’s best tweets. Please enjoy!
I don’t trust the guy who calls himself a feminist, I trust the quiet grumpy guy who says “oh shit, sorry” when his cough interrupts a woman talking
— Rachel Elizabeth (@chaotic_sub) June 7, 2021
100 year old rhododendron and the woman who planted it. pic.twitter.com/1Wx06EYcmk
— Dr. Clayton Forrester (@DrClaytonForre1) June 7, 2021
Zombies would likely develop high cholesterol on an all-brains diet.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) June 8, 2021
It is disgusting that auto-flush toilets cannot tell the difference between a person who is peeing and a person who is crouching down to take a sip of water.
— Olly iConic (@OllyiConic) June 7, 2021
So the “post” in postpandemic is the same as the “post” in postcolonial, no?
— Ryan Kanté Jobson (@RyanCecilJobson) June 7, 2021
— デニーズ (@Dennyfanaccount) June 6, 2021
this old lady came to the bank i work at to withdraw $10. i told her that for withdraws less than $100 she has to use the atm. so she asked to withdraw $1000 in $10 bills. it sucked but i counted it out and handed her the money. she took $10, gave me $990 and said “deposit this”
— rudy betrayed (@rudy_betrayed) June 6, 2021
deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (blacked out at a bar)
— Alex (@alexgmurd) June 6, 2021
Age 30: Receives $245k from his parents https://t.co/81TvzuIKK8
— Cari Hernandez (@eatinginmycar) June 7, 2021
That's just a dead leaf.
(Kallima inachus)https://t.co/bqna8SzHrQ pic.twitter.com/XeeYhjdZGW
— Strictly (@StrictlyChristo) June 6, 2021