I remember being at a bar and a fight was about to break out. The bartender just magically de-escalated the problem. I don’t know what was more amazing, the bartender charisma, or the fact that he was able to finish my Martini at the same time. It was like he was one with the force. Drink in the air, hair moving in slow motion and convincing the two gentlemen to not kill each other. Or maybe that was just the Manhattan making me see that. It doesn’t matter, we need more bartenders as police officers!
defund the police https://t.co/ilI66yiWHB
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) June 9, 2020
We hear you.
We see you.
We tear gas you.
— Los Angeles Police Dept. (LAPD) Satire (@LAPD_unreal) June 8, 2020
why are cops afraid of black people when almost every serial killer i've ever learned about is a white man?
— colleen ☾ (@colleenxmurphy) June 8, 2020
Why do cops have so many bullets? Rubber bullets, pepper bullets, normal bullets, like the firefighters only get one liquid give them Sprite or something
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) June 9, 2020
me: if i were rich I'd quit my job and buy a house with a nice yard for my dog
actual rich people: i want poor people to die
— hey buddy (@comicguyjames) June 9, 2020
Girls are like "how do you not remember my favorite food" idk how do you not remember what all your leg bruises are from?
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) June 8, 2020
Now I be like “oh fuck i forgot my mask” like im spiderman or something
— Neal Owusu (@neal_thatdude) June 9, 2020
Every bartender I've ever met is better at de-escalating conflict than the police.
— Lucie Steiner (@TheSteinbag) June 8, 2020
It’s Tuesday, you know what that means:
T – arrest
U – the
E – cops
S – who
D – killed
A – Breonna
Y – Taylor
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) June 9, 2020
i was taught more about how spaghetti strap tank tops were intolerable than racism
— lili michelle (@lilsmichelle) June 8, 2020