As you may know, Wednesday is the day between Tuesday and Thursday. And while some of you are trying to act like it’s time to sing, dance and celebrate, we’re facing a serious problem here. We hate singing, dancing and cheering, especially on workdays, unless it happens in a musical episode of our favorite tv-series, but that’s a story for another day. But come on, there are two more days to deal with this week. Let us all be pros. Please don’t be annoying and stay calm while you enjoy your favorite beer, wine or booze and pray with us for our beloved and lost soul grumpy cat. Here are our 10 gems for today. Amen!
the two worst feelings in the world are not having a job and having a job
— trash jones (@jzux) June 8, 2021
i can be your angel or your devil pic.twitter.com/SBzKZm4TBe
— ʀᴇᴍᴢᴇʟ 💫 (@remzel___) June 6, 2021
my brain at 8:30 pm every single night during the summer pic.twitter.com/Ychfl8KLcJ
— gabbi “gabbi boyd” boyd (@GabbiBoyd) June 7, 2021
"the book was better than the movie" no you just have a beautiful and limitless imagination, fucking idiot
— ye 🌍 (@yedoye_) June 8, 2021
hmm should I spend 2 seconds clicking unsubscribe or 1 second deleting an email from this company every single day for the rest of my life
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) June 6, 2021
How about that for marketing pic.twitter.com/XmsTsvbUsk
— Giles Paley-Phillips (@eliistender10) June 7, 2021
The richest man on Earth quits his job and blasts into space and nothing has ever seemed so suspicious to me.
— Connor Ratliff (@connorratliff) June 7, 2021
Didn’t realize my mic was on in this work meeting and just asked my cat “who’s my little pee pee boy?” cause he was peeing. gonna go sit in a dumpster now
— honest jabe (@jaynooch) June 8, 2021
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself” shut up. That’s not true at all. Have you ever seen a really big wasp.
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) June 8, 2021
Mary: what are we gonna do?
Joseph: we’ll just tell people god put it there.
Mary: what if it gets out of hand?
Joseph: it’s not gonna get out of hand.
— goof (@goofballbirkla) June 8, 2021