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I will never forget the guy who came into my work this past December with no mask on saying "can somebody please tell me what's going on!!??" We gave him a mask, learned that he had been living off the grid for a while, and had not yet learned that there was a global pandemic.
— icky sticky (@thought_grime) May 12, 2021
I think a thing that young people could not possibly understand about Gen X and older Millennials is that our entire personalities were shaped by watching shows that weren’t at all for us or even interesting to us just because they were on
— Amber Sparks (@ambernoelle) May 12, 2021
My dad told me that Pinot Grigio was Italian for “greasy penis” and that’s why my mother liked it so much. Anyway today is his birthday (he’s dead tho) and I’m celebrating by doing comedy tonight for the first time in over a year and I think that’s a perfect way to celebrate 💕
— pretty and rude (@themeredith) May 12, 2021
trying on my pre-quarantine jeans pic.twitter.com/6wDLRwFgvS
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) May 12, 2021
INTERVIEWER: you mentioned that you’re bilingual can you give me an example
ME [in spanish]: no
— Swim Jeans👖 (@ShortSleeveSuit) May 12, 2021
damn a coffin costs $4000??? y'all can bury me loose
— ye 🌍 (@yedoye_) March 11, 2021
I don’t like the person you become when I’m on my period.
— Katie Didn't (@Pork_Chop_Hair) March 26, 2018
Republicans: Cancel culture is out of control.
Also Republicans: We cancelled Liz Cheney for telling the truth once.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 12, 2021
expectation: reality: pic.twitter.com/DPy4B4KCOR
— Adam ElIis (@adamtotscomix) May 13, 2021
"People aren't addicted to wearing masks they're traumatized" actually some of us are looking at the whole part where THE PANDEMIC ACTUALLY ISN'T OVER YET
— Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli) (@Keffy) May 11, 2021