Yey! It’s finally Wednesday, folks! Half the week is done! Another week of lockdown, another week of home office, another week of. . . hey! Why don’t we just take a positive view of things? Home Office? No work trips and more leisure time! Lockdown? More time for self care! It can be so easy! Let our Daily put you in a positive mood and enjoy your time!
why do I overwater my plants but underwater myself
— cella paz (@cellapaz) March 9, 2021
When I find a bruise,
5% of the time I wonder “how the hell did I get that?”
95% of the time I press it to see if it hurts
— Midge (@mxmclain) March 9, 2021
March 2020: Resolves that during quarantine I will improve my fitness, invest more and learn a valuable hobby.
March 2021: Has a favorite face mask. Gets excited finding Clorox wipes in the store. Congratulates myself for putting on pants.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) March 10, 2021
I was in Marketing for 40 years & thought the perfect packaging didn't exist. pic.twitter.com/vngs3boPzW
— Barry Mulligan (@BazzaCC) March 9, 2021
birth control should be for men.. it should’ve always been for men.
— 🧚♂️ (@uhprome) March 9, 2021
the guy who named Newfoundland really didn’t try at all, did he?
— 🇨🇦SueCorvette🇨🇦 (@suecorvette) March 9, 2021
U.K. racism is soo much worse than US because this country is in denial that it even exist. You will go to HR and say someone called you monkey and their response would be “well I get called a giraffe because I’m tall”
— Michelle Obama (@omgeze) March 9, 2021
There isn't a friend of mine who owes me an apology for being "absent" this past year. Life has been draining for many. and I love you and love you so much, still.
— Alyesha Wise (@MsWise) March 8, 2021
when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives pic.twitter.com/hSmglFZOz4
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) March 9, 2021
when a job listing says the words "fast-paced environment" that means toxic
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) March 9, 2021