Today, besides the daily Twitter Corona update, we have for you a case study about Boomer, a thesis about fandom moments from the 4th-century b. C. and the difference between Italian and Chinese food. Enjoy!
Wait i just remembered my old boss who smoked a piña colada flavored ecig and kept saying “I’m on island time baby” the day he lost custody of his children
— helena (@freshhel) March 11, 2020
Boomers are an interesting case study. They grew up in a time with low-cost college, low healthcare costs, affordable housing and good paying jobs. Now, they’re working overtime to ensure the next generations don’t enjoy any of the same privileges they had.
— Justin Jackson (@J_ManPrime21) March 11, 2020
what the pic.twitter.com/6Gc3k6Vrbr
— california guy now (@InternetHippo) March 11, 2020
italy is now the most infected country outside of China but you can guarantee that people won’t be avoiding pizza the same way they did with Chinese food
— marc moran (@moranmarc13) March 11, 2020
Me trying to vibe ignoring corona virus, climate change and the impending election all trying to kill me pic.twitter.com/t5GzptuTDz
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) March 12, 2020
Coronavirus severely underestimates how long I can sit inside my house living off of nothing but caffeine and shredded cheese
— Chase (@chaselyons) March 11, 2020
Cheap flights, schools closing , gas prices dropping y’all sure this a crisis ?
— INSTAGRAM @S.GRATE_ (@sgrate__) March 11, 2020
guy: what should we call our ritual for contacting the dead
shawn: a shawnce
sean: I have a better idea
— not brendan (@crocodilethumbs) March 11, 2020
Being able to sleep on command would be the most useful superpower.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) March 12, 2020
how was “philosopher” ever a job lmao like was socrates sippin wine on a balcony somewhere drunkenly slurring shit like “to find urself, think for urself” with a crowd underneath him screaming shit like fuck yes socrates another banger this man just will not miss
— randy (@randypaint) March 11, 2020