Today, besides the daily Twitter Corona update, we have for you a case study about Boomer, a thesis about fandom moments from the 4th-century b. C. and the difference between Italian and Chinese food. Enjoy!
#1:
Wait i just remembered my old boss who smoked a piña colada flavored ecig and kept saying “I’m on island time baby” the day he lost custody of his children
— helena (@freshhel) March 11, 2020
#2:
Boomers are an interesting case study. They grew up in a time with low-cost college, low healthcare costs, affordable housing and good paying jobs. Now, they’re working overtime to ensure the next generations don’t enjoy any of the same privileges they had.
— Justin Jackson (@J_ManPrime21) March 11, 2020
#3:
what the pic.twitter.com/6Gc3k6Vrbr
— california guy now (@InternetHippo) March 11, 2020
#4:
italy is now the most infected country outside of China but you can guarantee that people won’t be avoiding pizza the same way they did with Chinese food
— marc moran (@moranmarc13) March 11, 2020
#5:
Me trying to vibe ignoring corona virus, climate change and the impending election all trying to kill me pic.twitter.com/t5GzptuTDz
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) March 12, 2020
#6:
Coronavirus severely underestimates how long I can sit inside my house living off of nothing but caffeine and shredded cheese
— Chase (@chaselyons) March 11, 2020
#7:
Cheap flights, schools closing , gas prices dropping y’all sure this a crisis ?
— INSTAGRAM @S.GRATE_ (@sgrate__) March 11, 2020
#8:
guy: what should we call our ritual for contacting the dead
shawn: a shawnce
sean: I have a better idea
— not brendan (@crocodilethumbs) March 11, 2020
#9:
Being able to sleep on command would be the most useful superpower.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) March 12, 2020
#10:
how was “philosopher” ever a job lmao like was socrates sippin wine on a balcony somewhere drunkenly slurring shit like “to find urself, think for urself” with a crowd underneath him screaming shit like fuck yes socrates another banger this man just will not miss
— randy (@randypaint) March 11, 2020
