The weekend is close, everybody, can you feel it? Two days of sleeping in, lying on the couch, and preparing to get shot… getting A shot, of course! By the way, Joe Biden just publicly announced that: «All adult Americans will be eligible to get the vaccine no later than May 1.» And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the perfect example to demonstrate why it does indeed make a difference who get’s elected! As if this news wasn’t sweet enough, we got a couple of Tweets to help you enjoy the rest of the day. Today we present an illuminating explanation for rejection, sudden appreciation for grandmothers, and exclusive footage of a man living in a fridge! Please enjoy the 10 best Tweets from today!
I asked my mom if she felt any side effects from her second vaccine shot today and she said «an acute appreciation for science»
— Jeremy Abbate (@MediaJerNYC) March 11, 2021
I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3pm & sit down the rest of the day.
— B (@DontWorryBoutB) March 10, 2021
Babe are you okay you’ve barely touched the little thing you ordered online to get a fleeting hit of dopamine
— G. L. DiVittorio (@ginadivittorio) March 10, 2021
Stop saying «money doesn’t buy happiness.»
A person making $100k won’t be happier getting to $110k.
But lifting someone out of poverty is the most effective anti-depressant in the world.
— Dan Price (@DanPriceSeattle) March 11, 2021
Me: «got another rejection email lol»
My mum: «they’re just jealous of you»
— BlackBerryBabe🍇 (@Black_BerryBabe) March 11, 2021
I appreciate a quitter. I’m not being funny. You should quit things when you don’t like them and they’re not helpful to you. https://t.co/xb68Eq1SWU
— nino (@tchotchkele) March 11, 2021
Why do men have to be like “as a father and a husband…” when talking about respecting women’s rights as if it’s something they’ve only learned through those experiences?
I’m a gay man with no children. I still know to respect women because I’m not a twat
— D 🏳️🌈💙 (@geordie_medic) March 10, 2021
p.s no girl i know has ever been flattered by cat calling, wolf whistling or beeping your shitty car horn at us. especially when a woman is walking alone, that shit is terrifying.
— Eleanor Neale (@ELEANORXNEALE) March 11, 2021
Why when Jesus talks about feeding the poor, it’s christianity. But when a politician talks about feeding the poor, it’s socialism?
— mohamad safa (@mhdksafa) March 9, 2021
my fridge has a screen so sometimes I get bored and photoshop myself to make it look like im in there pic.twitter.com/F21x8g7xbh
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) March 10, 2021