It’s finally Friday and normally we would say to go out and have a drink for us. But with everything going on we would like to say to stay inside just, «Quarantine and Chill».
#1:
see I had no problem staying home because I’m a homebody but now since I’m being told to stay home – i’d like to go out
— zel (@denzeldion) March 12, 2020
#2:
coronavirus tweets one week ago: haha i'm touching my face even more than ever now!
coronavirus tweets one week from today: DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO WRITE A WILL
— guy fieri 2020 campaign manager (@libbycwatson) March 12, 2020
#3:
ABC: Coronavirus
CNN: Coronavirus
Animal Planet: Coronavirus
Cartoon Network: Coronavirus
FOX News: Fun spring salad ideas
Spring Salad Channel: Coronavirus— Quinn Sutherland (@ReelQuinn) March 12, 2020
#4:
if we get zombies I hope it’s them slow retarded ones and not them I am legend, world war Z joints, I’m too out of shape for that action
— Poppa Jon (@Jae_DaVinci) March 12, 2020
#5:
Her: You've been humming the Game of Thrones theme since we got back from Costco.
Me: Yep.
Her: Why?
Me: No reason. pic.twitter.com/lR1USzopki
— The Dad Briefs™ (@SladeWentworth) March 12, 2020
#6:
just want to offer my sincere congratulations to flaky people. we know you’ve waited a lifetime for an excuse like this.
— ᴄᴀʟᴇʙ ʜᴇᴀʀᴏɴ (@calebsaysthings) March 13, 2020
#7:
My manager went on a 8 week sabbatical on Jan 25th and him and his wife rented a cabin in the North Carolina woods and didn’t bring no type of technology with them so they could enjoy each other company. Nigga finna come back to pure hell. He don’t even know Kobe gone
— Marcus (@STOPFLEXIN) March 11, 2020
#8:
Woj gonna be announcing each player getting coronavirus like it’s free agency
— 🇨🇦N-jay 🏀 (@_Njay3) March 12, 2020
#9:
QUARANTINE DIARY
Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic
Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) March 12, 2020
#10:
Nintendo do the right thing and release Animal Crossing today, forcing people to stay inside and containing the coronavirus. You have the power to end this
— Paul Ritchey (@PaulRitchey) March 11, 2020
