Best of Twitter from March 14, 2020

Three days. It took Berlin three days, to go from «we survived the wall, suck it up, expats.» to «we’ll contain our bus drivers and don’t even think about visiting a museum.» So we can’t even talk to our bus drivers now, meaning I don’t know which person to eat first in case of an emergency and there’s only five-layer toilet paper left to buy. I’ll die hungry, but very comfortable and broke. Hope you guys are all doing fine and enjoy our daily.