I think it’s time to turn this whole corona panic and quarantine thing into something good. Yes, we are all sitting at home right now, possibly with children and are not allowed/should not go outside. But we should actually use the time much better! There is finally plenty of time to have a deep talk with your partner or just take some time for yourself — #treatyourself! Just make Quality-Time! We support you as always with the Daily!
#1:
If you run out of toilet paper, just use a Twilight book. #StayHome
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) March 15, 2020
#2:
The year is 2024. Coronavirus was worse than we expected. Toilet paper has been gone for 3 yrs. I have over 250 rolls from not wiping my ass for yrs. The police are approaching. They have surrounded my home. My gun is loaded aiming at the door. They want my paper. This is the end
— WhitePeopleHumor (@whitememejesus) March 12, 2020
#3:
schools: just wash your hands and you’ll be great!
school bathrooms: pic.twitter.com/Qdfab9uZm7
— yara ⁷✨ (@aurorabts_y) March 13, 2020
#4:
If you’ve never woken up next to a box of pizza and immediately started eating a slice while you tried to figure out where you were…well I don’t know how to relate to you
— ✨V ✨ (@coolauntV) March 14, 2020
#5:
Here is the thing to understand about flattening the curve.
It only works if we take necessary measures before they seem necessary.
And if it works, people will think we over-reacted.
We have to be willing to look like we over-reacted.
— Kaila Colbin (@kcolbin) March 12, 2020
#6:
Activities with low risk of contracting COVID-19:
-Running
-Petting your dog
-Cycling
-Playing with your dog
-Rewatching Breaking Bad
-Looking at your dog
-Puzzles
-Reminding your dog that he/she is a "good dog"
-Open-water swimming
-Replying to this with a picture of your dog(s)— brad culp (@bbculp) March 13, 2020
#7:
i can’t even remember what we used to talk about before coronavirus
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) March 13, 2020
#8:
Just a reminder that when Shakespeare was quarantined because of the plague, he wrote King Lear.
— rosanne cash (@rosannecash) March 14, 2020
#9:
Corona virus got a 97% survival rate nd the whole country panicking
— WUD? (@TheyLoveDjJigga) March 13, 2020
#10:
I am encouraging all citizens to take their guns outside and shoot the virus out of the air.
— viking (@notviking) March 13, 2020
