Roses are red – coronavirus sucks,
We stay at home and give zero f*cks…
Seriously, don’t leave your home if it’s not necessary. Read our gems for today instead!
*micdrop*
#1:
The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
— Liam Hackett (@DiageoLiam) March 12, 2020
#2:
QUARANTINE DIARY
Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic
Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) March 12, 2020
#3:
If Rapunzel can entertain herself in her tower for 18 years, I think you can handle being in quarantine for a few weeks.
— dιɴαн♡ | ᴊᴇᴅɪ ᴋʀɪsᴛᴏғғ (@KristoffsHoe) March 15, 2020
#4:
Millennials and Gen Z: dying from depression, homelessness, nonliving wages, mass shootings, poor healthcare, etc
Boomers: Walk it off, snowflakes.
Millennials and Gen Z: *calls coronavirus Boomer Remover*
Boomers: NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS HOW DARE YOU PEOPLE ARE DYING
— miiya ミイヤ 🍰 🔞 a real-life anime (@PearlteaRizzy) March 13, 2020
#5:
AMERICA, EVERY WEEKEND: I just wanna Netflix and Chill lol.
THE WEEKEND EVERYONE NEEDS TO STAY INSIDE: It's my God-given right to go outside and lick whatever I want.
— Jake Whitacre (@jakewhitacre) March 15, 2020
#6:
Gold Coast Hospital Staff Roll In A Volleyball To Keep Tom Hanks Company In Quarantine: https://t.co/2AL3ZVyB9r pic.twitter.com/tKZIQFYIki
— The Betoota Advocate (@BetootaAdvocate) March 12, 2020
#7:
day 89 of quarantine: pic.twitter.com/aCNMOYkPPf
— trent andrew (@trentandrewrld) March 12, 2020
#8:
in like middle school did anyone else’s mom tell them they weren’t allowed to shave their legs above the knee because that was only for whores? what the fuck was i thinking letting my mom bully me into walking around with half-shaved legs
— 🦢 (@cinnammongir1) March 15, 2020
#9:
Italians after a week in lock down pic.twitter.com/I4dy6bT1qI
— Massimo Cavazzini (@maxkava) March 14, 2020
#10:
Day 5 indoors. Things have been tense, but spirits rebounded when we resumed our normal habits. pic.twitter.com/O8qffScqkc
— Matt Stempeck (@mstem) March 15, 2020
