We made it through the first half of the week! Ok, Ok, in the current situation the day is just divided into coffee and alcohol hours anyway but we gotta celebrate the small achievements. Whatever you’re drinking yet, get cozy and make your day with our Daily.
I’ve tested positive for needing a fucking vacation
— EK (@estxev) March 16, 2021
i told my ex of 4 years he’d always have a piece of my heart & i can’t remember his last name rn
— Michaela Okland (@MichaelaOkla) March 16, 2021
Do we want to talk about the contraceptive pill having a higher potential blood clot rate than the AstraZeneca vaccine?
Or are we too tired?
— Lauren Dudley📸 (@Lauren9Dudley) March 15, 2021
If children are involved it’s not a vacation, it’s a trip
— Midge (@mxmclain) March 17, 2021
My coming out story: I texted the family group chat that I’m gay while I was blacked out, got ignored by everyone and then watched as every single person responded when my sister sent a picture of the enchiladas she made 4 hours later
— Mat George (@matchu_chutrain) March 16, 2021
he not wrong pic.twitter.com/p8hyhqBJRg
— Claudius (@xclaudius) March 16, 2021
my body: something hurts
me: oh no! what's wrong?
my body: it's a secret 😉
— Haley Mlotek (@haleymlotek) March 16, 2021
Just saw a guy vaccinate himself under an overpass
— mark normand (@marknorm) March 16, 2021
This man is 31 years old. pic.twitter.com/pAKgaARJKX
— ebz (@keystodabakery) March 16, 2021
2000’s tech industry: what if anyone could share any file for free
2020’s tech industry: what if a JPEG cost ten thousand dollars
— Jules Glegg 🏳️⚧️ (@heyjulesfern) March 16, 2021