Covid-19 has us all firmly in hand. Even in Germany, where there is currently no curfew. People are slowly becoming panicky and hoarding masses of toilet paper, noodles, and disinfectants. We would go out on a limb and claim that noodles with toilet paper disinfectant sauce will be THE trend food of 2020! I wonder what the Italians would say about the Germans dishonoring their pasta like that? It remains exciting and bets are still being taken on how long the mix of these 3 hamster purchases will last to survive! Greetings from the home office and enjoy the Daily! Stay home! Stay safe!
if u think ur self-isolation is bad imagine being trapped in a fiery castle guarded by a dragon ur whole life expecting prince charming to save u just to be freed by an ogre with anger issues and a donkey that fucks ur dragon
— randy (@randypaint) March 17, 2020
did boomers have to grow through 2 economic crashes and a global pandemic before turning 40???
— Dr. Manhattan 🇳🇬 (@TheNewThinkerr) March 16, 2020
vanessa hudgens on ig complaining about coachella getting cancelled & saying why does it matter this virus will kill people while ashley tisdale is on ig making quarantine dance videos proves what we’ve always known: sharpay was the true protagonist/hero of high school musical
— queerella de vil (@queerelladevil) March 17, 2020
Good idea. pic.twitter.com/E4Cvjs9LUF
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) March 17, 2020
A friend in Germany tells me everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese. It’s the Wurst Käse scenario.
— Bruce Lawson. European. (@brucel) March 17, 2020
— Star Trek Minus Context (@NoContextTrek) March 11, 2020
small businesses: closed
Outback Steakhouse: “STAYK AND LOYBSTAH IS BAYCK! ONLY $16.99 HEEAH FOH A LEEMITED TOIYUM”
— rad dad (@ohemgeeijizzed) March 16, 2020
Been homeschooling a 6-year old and 8-year old for one hour and 11 minutes. Teachers deserve to make a billion dollars a year. Or a week.
— shonda rhimes (@shondarhimes) March 16, 2020
Twitter, I have a request. It’s my daughter, Rosie’s 5th birthday tomorrow. But my partner has a fever, so we have to self-quarantine for 2 weeks. Her party is cancelled and grandparents barred. Could you send her some pics of your dogs (or animals generally) to cheer her up?
— Dr Sara Lodge (@LearNonsense) March 17, 2020
So I’m hearing many myths about #COVID-19 and would like to quickly clear the record.
Coronavirus will go away in Sumer months.
Wrong. Previous pandemics didn’t follow weather patterns plus as we enter summer, there will be winter in the Southern Hemisphere. Virus is global.
— Faheem Younus, MD (@FaheemYounus) March 17, 2020