How do you call it when your head feels like a barrel of sauerkraut and you can’t wait to curl up in fetal position for three days strait? Oh yes! Friday! If you feel like you have to crawl on your knees into this weekend, we got our little box of gems waiting for you. Today including a snow suit that causes heart attacks, «Mike Electric», and a dog who is ready for the next mission to Mars. Have a nice weekend, everyone!
«i haven’t started either» are the most comforting words for a student
— ً (@swaggrry) March 18, 2021
So this happened last night. Wind blew it off a lamp post in the back yard. Dog got curious and then got it stuck on her head. I spotted her out my window and couldn’t believe my eyes at first. She was perfectly still. Just waiting for take off. #spacedog #dogstronaut pic.twitter.com/U3CmgeKASq
— Jeb Banner (@jebbanner) March 17, 2021
I saw my mom get arrested when I was 8 years-old. My first time being in a courtroom was watching her get sentenced. I decided then, at 8 years-old that I was going to become an attorney. Here I am 26 years later owning my own firm.
— Lawyer Bae 👩🏾⚖️ (@MsAttorney2u) March 17, 2021
Let me put it on Twitter too cause this needs the attention pic.twitter.com/t0DWKL2YHR
— Sedona Prince (@sedonaprince_) March 19, 2021
unfortunately i must announce that it looks like all 2021 hipsters / indie / DIY young people dress like at least one member of the family from Matilda pic.twitter.com/5n1wz1nHVf
— charlie ☭ (@evil_female) March 17, 2021
A trans preteen once said to me “I play soccer but only because my mom said I had to play a sport or an instrument.”
Trans kids are not joining sports teams to dominate — they are joining for the same reason any other kid does: to avoid learning piano.
— Charlie Girard (@charlescgirard) March 18, 2021
Tons of names in my phones are «Kenny Landlord» and «Mike Electric» or «Pete Do Not Answer» and just realized this is how anglo surnames have always worked
— Jeremy D. Larson (@jeremydlarson) March 18, 2021
My kid took off his wellies and snowsuit in one seamless move then left it all on the floor.
I walked in the room and almost went into cardiac arrest. pic.twitter.com/Dys1kx2NP3
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) March 18, 2021
Men: In the age of Me Too I have to be so careful about how I talk to women.
Women: We have been carrying our keys laced through our fingers like Wolverine’s claws since we were 10 but please, go on.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 16, 2021
#10: Click >here< to find out more about the Atlanta shootings
Imagine being less than 24 hours out from losing your loved one(s) and hearing law enforcement defend their murderer by saying “He was fed up, at the end of his rope…yesterday was a really bad day for him and this is what he did.” That feels like an additional hate crime.
— Tiffany Flowers (@MsFlowersTweets) March 17, 2021