Yessss! We successfully made it through another week and … Wait! What? It’s only Tuesday you’re saying? All right, we’re sorry but these days it’s hard to keep track of the dates, right? Basically, we all feel like we’ve been trapped inside Schödinger’s box for a decade, trying to find out whether the world outside is mad or not. Spoiler: It has gone crazy centuries ago. Well, since you’re sitting in the dark let us help you shed some light, here are the brightest Tweets from today! Enjoy!
Did the person who invented the phrase “one-hit wonder” invent any other popular phrases?
— Ben (@benzawilski) March 1, 2021
i need to start selling poor quality products and marketing them like this. https://t.co/0XPG6FoNbR
— mies van der hoe (@chinicheeks) March 1, 2021
If you’re looking for something that means «women» and is also inclusive of transgender women, I recommend the word «women.»
— (((Jay Edidin))) (@NotLasers) March 1, 2021
a 21yo just asked me if I’ve heard of an old school band called Green Day
— Jenna B. Badd (@jennapurrlee) March 1, 2021
As I grieve the sudden death of my husband, my students warm my heart. #grief #love #loss pic.twitter.com/v1SUmw4m5l
— Melissa Milner (@melissabmilner) February 28, 2021
Stop glamorizing “the grind” and start glamorizing getting 7+ hours of sleep at night, having healthy relationships, feeling safe at work, taking sick days, being paid a living wage, working hard when you’re at work, boundaries, and self-caring your way to success.
— Lindsay Gibbs (@linzsports) March 1, 2021
After living abroad for 13 years, I’m reconnecting with German culture. I accidentally used my new neighbor’s washing machine yesterday. This was her reply this morning. Good to be back! pic.twitter.com/pjqNtUtlwl
— Marie Sina (@MMsina) March 1, 2021
have you ever tried to copy and paste text from a PDF it’s like scraping plastic off a frying pan
— Legacy Russell (@LegacyRussell) March 2, 2021
My son informs me that Slack ‹looks like a boomer discord›.
— Ian Miell (@ianmiell) February 28, 2021
me in my childhood without any reason pic.twitter.com/KMYKU18Okb
— 🌻 (@kingmick_xx) February 28, 2021