More and more Countries are going to quarantine. It may be boring to be locked in the house all day but it’s the right thing to do. Protect yourselves and protect others by doing what needs to be done. But no worries because here is our hand picked, ‹Top Ten Tweets from Today› for your entertainment! Enjoy!
Son: mom did you hear about the actress that got stabbed?
Me: no, who?
Son: Reese something
Son: NO, with her knife! Hahaha
Me: ᴴᴱᴸᴾ ᴹᴱ
— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) March 19, 2020
she’ll text me back she’s probably just doing a puzzle
— James (@CaucasianJames) March 18, 2020
just in case you were thinking of defending landlords:
I emailed my landlady to say basically "let's wait and see what the govt says about renters before I pay you rent right now" and she emailed back "sorry, can you remind me which house you live in and who else lives there?"
— Rachel Watters (@Rachelagain) March 19, 2020
Your quarantine nickname is how you feel right now + the last thing you ate out of the cupboard”
You can call me “angry chili mango”
— elan gale (@theyearofelan) March 20, 2020
truly hate that every time we use a can of beans my brain goes “BUT THAT’S ONE LESS CAN OF BEANS WE HAVE”
what did you think the cans of beans were FOR, brain
— Emily Hughes ✨ (@emilyhughes) March 19, 2020
My 8 year old daughter just yelled “Oh no the toilet is smoking!!” My wife and I ran to the bathroom to find this. It’s just day 4 of home school. pic.twitter.com/tG92vJPOtR
— Matthew Berry (@MatthewBerryTMR) March 19, 2020
My local Costco is out of Eggo waffles. A man & woman reached for the last box at the same time. Though he was there first by about 2 secs, the woman insisted they should go to her & her children. I KID YOU NOT, the man, who had his 2 teens w/him, replied, "Ma'am, leggo my Eggo."
— Emily R. King (@Emily_R_King) March 19, 2020
Ordered Amazon Delivery and selected “replace item” with the closest thing they can find if they run out of stock…
We ordered tampons.
And they sent the closest appropriate thing.
Which right now, is a bag of 50 frozen sausage rolls.
— CLARE BARRY (@ClareBarry) March 18, 2020
Airlines in 2019: Your baggage is 1kg over? That’ll be $150. And no you can’t sit next to your wife, idiot.
Airlines in 2020: hewwow 😇 wemeber us? we’ve got a favour to ask 🥺🥺🥺
— Bea_ker (@bea_ker) March 18, 2020
this is fucking bullshit https://t.co/lfLpuNg9GO
— doc hudson (@dochudson_) March 19, 2020