Best of Twitter from March 21, 2020

I really don’t get why everyone’s complaining about social distancing. Granted, I trained for this situation since I joined Twitter, but it’s not that hard. Especially when you have a new pet spider in the bathroom, Brunhilde. Brunhilde doesn’t talk much, I assume she’s more the excentric type, but we get along well. And I promise, the moment she is actually talking to me, I will get some kind of help.


Where was I? Right. The Daily. Here it is, I hope you enjoy. Brunhilde did.