Deserted streets, empty supermarkets, barely people on the road. These are scenarios like those from the beginning of an apocalypse film, which we are all experiencing at the moment. And yet we endure it, become creative at home, become more communal despite social distancing. One thing is certain: This time will go down in the history books and it is up to all of us what will be written there later! So let us together make sure that later on there will be read about the social community and humanity. #stayhome #staysafe
So that you don’t get too bored, we now have your daily dose of humor for you! Have fun!
I want my old life back. where I'm still doing this, but the rest of you are outside
— Harrison (@harriweinreb) March 22, 2020
every woman working from home is doing so on a macbook air on the couch, cup of tea. every man is at a 3-monitor setup with the loudest keyboard he could find at best buy.
— god's pain… (@OkButStill) March 21, 2020
So my dog has been so happy that everyone is home for quarantine, that his tail has stopped working, so we went to the vet and the vet said ‘he had sprained his tail from excessively wagging it’ 😂😂😭😭💔💔
— Emma smith (@Emmasmith77xx) March 20, 2020
miss me with this hereto couple “turns out we actually hate each other” quarantine drama. where are the accidental gays. the whoopsie-homos. where are the cooped-up roommates confessing their love over the day’s second pepperoni DiGiorno
— Calvin Kasulke (@cjkasulke) March 21, 2020
Thought I’d share my quarantine schedule maybe someone will see it and find it useful for themselves idk 😇 pic.twitter.com/AI5IONdOna
— eli the cutie pie (@jazz_inmypants) March 22, 2020
ppl who never played animal crossing are like “so what do you DO?” bro nothing we literally just vibing. i caught a fish then sat on a tree stump. i’m on cloud nine over here
— Singto Conley 🦌 @ Sweet Dreams (@singtoconley) March 20, 2020
Either shut down all your nonessential services, or wait for the virus to shut down all your essential services.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 21, 2020
If Harry Potter can live under stairs for 11 years, you can get through a few months of self-isolation. #StayAtHome
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) March 22, 2020
I did almost everything right. Worked at home. Saw one friend in the last 10 days. Had a beer for an hour outside a pub, either side of a big table. Fresh air, no contact. Washed my hands 3 times.
Still caught corona from him.
Do not fuck around with this thing.
— Geoff Lemon 🍋 (@geofflemon) March 21, 2020
So, do I get this right American friends?
You get health insurance through your job
But you can lose your job if your employer cuts costs due to Covid19.
Which then means you’ve lost your insurance which would help you get treated for the health crisis you lost your job for…
— Stu Cameron (@stucam7771) March 21, 2020