If Monday was a movie, it would be a very long and boring one. Starring your Mom, Ben Affleck, Nicolas Cage and Ruby Rose, written and directed by Uwe Boll and the Executive Producer is truly Satan. There are not enough words to describe how bad it will be. And also we don’t want you to vomit. So let’s not waste anymore words on this. Here are our gems for today!
WHY THEY JUST DROP MY CAR BROOO 😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/nx5xTKzaqs
— ً (@OFFRlP) March 21, 2021
Celebrating the little victories—zero COVID patients in the ICU! pic.twitter.com/HJN2bHutfN
— Sarahbellum PA-C (@sarahbellumPA) March 19, 2021
Teacher: What’s going on? what is that smell?
Me at the back of the class: pic.twitter.com/R3MqnhHMP3
— Big Baby 🔥 (@big_smoke100) March 19, 2021
ok the problem with thinking "it's been a really tough week! why shouldn't i get myself a little treat" is that it's been at least 53 rough weeks in a row and the amount of little treats i now require to feel baseline happy is accelerating at a terrifying pace
— doctor peanut (@NINETIREDBUGS) March 19, 2021
Me: I BELIEVE SCIENCE
Science: please just don’t use your phone right before bed and right after waking up, it’s literally destroying your circadian rhythm
— Malcolm S. Ramsay (@malcolmsramsay) March 19, 2021
My daughter is yr 6. Her school have said her class have missed out on a lot of school through Covid. They all need to 'catch up'. So next week, lessons are cancelled, its non unform, games, outdoor learning & camp fires. They're 'catching up' on making memories. Awesome.
— Heather Fowler (@always_hope83) March 19, 2021
my mental health the minute the sun came out📈 this why I don’t trust anyone who enjoys winter, y’all are psychopaths
— R👗 (@xxoorita) March 21, 2021
If unions didn't work, Amazon wouldn't be fighting tooth and nail to stop its workforce from unionizing.
— Aren R. LeBrun (@proustmalone) March 19, 2021
One thousand sheep and one dog pic.twitter.com/nFVC9BxrIG
— Joaquim Campa (@JoaquimCampa) March 21, 2021
Imagining serif fonts taking off their little hats and shoes when they get home from work
— Sarah J (@Trisarahjtops) March 19, 2021