Remember when we thought that 2020 would be good? Well, these few hours after new years eve were a blast! But, it’s not all bad: You can get craft beer delivered now, stay home alone in your underpants for weeks and read our toptweets for today!
Quarantine day 6: Went to this restaurant called The Kitchen. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 21, 2020
We all owe 2019 an apology for what we said about it.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) March 21, 2020
[day 8 of quarantine]
*look at chair*
you are JEALOUS of me. you always have been
— annabel meschke (@annabel_meschke) March 22, 2020
So society’s *real* key workers have just been revealed.
Not the bankers. Not the traders. Not the elite hedge fund managers.
It’s the nurses. The doctors. The delivery drivers. The carers. The porters. The teachers. The shelf stackers. The check out staff. #COVID19
— Rachel Clarke (@doctor_oxford) March 18, 2020
The truth is, it’s not so boring being stuck at home. But it’s interesting that one bag of rice has 8,453 grains, while another has 8,462
— Susan Orlean (@susanorlean) March 21, 2020
pre-isolation: ah there's a bug in here kill it!!!
now: hello Kendra the bug welcome to our home may we interest you in a glass of wine
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) March 22, 2020
For the average American the best way to tell if you have covid-19 is to cough in a rich person’s face and wait for their test results
— Harry Moroz (@hrmoroz) March 20, 2020
Day 6 of Quarantine: C-Section went smooth. The Cuties are in great shape and mother is recovering pic.twitter.com/wAyLkYiKxh
— Makiya (@selenamua_) March 20, 2020
[day 8 of quarantine]
me: *hiding under the bed* too much family time
monster under the bed: lmao, why do u think im here
monster under my mom’s bed: sweetie where’d you go? we’re gonna play monopoly again
monster under the bed: please don’t tell her im here
— Kayleecious🍧 (@TweetsByKaylee) March 20, 2020
Son: mom did you hear about the actress that got stabbed?
Me: no, who?
Son: Reese something
Son: NO, with her knife! Hahaha
Me: ᴴᴱᴸᴾ ᴹᴱ
— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) March 19, 2020