Time for some truth: Do you spend your nights lying in bed, scrolling through your phone, and waiting for sleep to hit? (Which usually happens about 35 minutes before the alarm goes off.) Then keep on reading, dear friend, cause in our gems might be a new strategy hidden for you. Moreover, on our daily hunt we caught a cat on the wrong foot, witnessed an impressive work of acting, and found a grey-bearded stray! Enjoy our evening with the 10 best Tweets from today!
«Fake it till you make it» is the perfect strategy for sleeping.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) March 22, 2021
I’m starting yoga today and If my body isn’t perfect by noon, I’m quitting.
— Stacey (@skittle624) March 22, 2021
the crime the criminal pic.twitter.com/z991TPePVV
— imane (@urfriendimane) March 22, 2021
My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting
— TheGbemisola🍸 (@Gbemideyforyou) March 22, 2021
Heard a shooter has been apprehended in Boulder CO. Apprehended means he is white, right?
— ResusP™ (@ResusCGMedia) March 22, 2021
Yesterday’s shootings at a grocery store in Boulder, Colorado took place only six days after a man shot eight women in Atlanta, Georgia. A 21-year-old man from a Denver suburb has been arrested and charged with 10 counts of murder. And yes, he’s white.
My best acting work to date? has 2 be yesterday when I realized I was walking the wrong direction so I pretended to get a text message that changed EVERYTHING and FORCED me to turn around and walk the other way.
— Paul McCallion (@OrangePaulp) March 22, 2021
Every single human should know how babies are made, birthed, and what can happen after. I will die on this hill. pic.twitter.com/QdJu0CVVtW
— Rebekah Weatherspoon is writing a book. I swear. (@RdotSpoon) March 22, 2021
My 10-year-old did her makeup for the first time at her friend’s house.
These weren’t the pictures I was expecting.
Girls just want to be zombies. pic.twitter.com/P5sm5MTKGk
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 22, 2021
Krispy kreme the only way we’re getting herd immunity in the US https://t.co/o3cInL0f3d
— julio (@trulio_) March 22, 2021
Can someone please collect their papaw pic.twitter.com/Xn1hqLMgZs
— pretty and rude (@themeredith) March 22, 2021