We are hoping that everyone is staying inside as ordered. It can be troubling to keep yourself entertained. But that does not mean we become chemists overnight. Be careful about your home remedies. A remedy for disinfecting should not make you sleep for 3 days 🤪.
I’ll make a banana bread for anyone that has romaine lettuce. The trade will be made 6 feet apart and we will place the goods on the floor. no funny business
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 23, 2020
NEW YORK: Shelter in place.
CALFORNIA: Shelter in place.
FLORIDA: Dade County Coughing Contest starts in 20 minutes!
— Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan) March 23, 2020
Last year I celebrated my birthday in prison. This year I'm celebrating it in quarantine. Looking forward to next year when I'll be stranded on an island for my 21st.
— na'ama⁷ (@iknownaama) March 23, 2020
Just received a text that said “show me your quarantitties” so men are once again cancelled until further notice
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) March 23, 2020
— Joshua Lindsay (@JoshuaLindsay97) March 23, 2020
maybe if i develop feelings for covid-19 it will leave
— frex the leo (@mynameisfrex) March 23, 2020
I made homemade Lysol. I was asleep for 3 days in my bathroom.
— Pre K ❄️ (@stayfrea_) March 22, 2020
When police catch you on your second jog of the day pic.twitter.com/FXRDHQRLM0
— TINO (@_9tino) March 23, 2020
"I'm going out"
• might be illegal now?
"I'm going outside for my state approved singular daily walk"
• Kinda Soviet
• Good for public health
— George (@georgeattherock) March 23, 2020
When I’m outside and I see the feds coming around the corner pic.twitter.com/E6fxK78LEm
— ຸ (@HamzaAzizz) March 23, 2020