We’re almost there! Tomorrow the weekend begins and with a lot of luck it will be a few beautiful and warm spring days. To get you in the mood, we have the best and funniest Tweets of the day for you! Have fun!
congrats to the guy who found shrimp in his cinnamon toast crunch and will probably never have to work again
— alexa (@mariokartdwi) March 23, 2021
A first-year student at Yale died by suicide and all I can think about is how every time I ask my college friends how they’re doing it’s the same answer of burnout and exhaustion and general unwellness
— sarah (@sarahxcraig) March 23, 2021
Here’s the scene from a local post office in Minnesota today pic.twitter.com/umfIHkgQ2l
— Tobes (@NeverTobes) March 23, 2021
This just went up around the corner and I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS. pic.twitter.com/6iQigFQco5
— Margot Bloomstein (@mbloomstein) March 24, 2021
wouldn’t it be cute if the little vegetable misting things at the grocery store had thunder and rain sound effects whenever they misted the veggies?
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) March 23, 2021
we’re in such toxic relationships with our bodies, they work so hard to keep us alive and we’re constantly like ugh you’re disgusting
— Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) March 23, 2021
I like how schools are now saying “we can’t enforce kids to wear a mask” As if you haven’t enforced girls to cover up for years. If you can send a girl home for wearing a tank top, you can send a kid home for not wearing a mask.
— Joce (@Jocehfk) March 22, 2021
My high school math teacher just posted a picture of her classroom door open with the caption:
“Current dilemma… door open to ventilate and protect us from Covid, or closed to prevent us from active shooters?”
— Jordan Coburn (@jordansconfused) March 23, 2021
GEN Z IS USING TAROT TO CHEAT ON TESTS LMAOAOO I LOVE THEM BYE
— Lele (@cocoapimpcess) March 23, 2021
holding an iud up to a baby like you hold a crucifix up to a vampire
— not sara (genuinely hillary) (@smithsara79) March 24, 2021