Quarantine time is the perfect time to simply try out and implement the funniest ideas! Why not? Nobody sees it but the family. So why not have lunch in a wedding dress or marry chocolate bunnies? We have collected these and other funny tweets for you in today’s Best of! Have fun!
#1:
"Straight to Hell". You never hear "Bisexual to Hell". And that's how I know we're the chosen ones.
— Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) March 25, 2020
#2:
It strikes me that it's terribly funny that the response of some Americans to a virus is to buy guns
— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) March 25, 2020
#3:
To the girl who said I should get off twitter and pay attention to my children, I want you to know I’m ignoring my husband, too.
— not essential (@MommaUnfiltered) March 23, 2020
#4:
So our wedding has been postponed for obvious reasons and we had 115 chocolate Lindt bunnies as wedding favours – time for a bunny wedding of course! #CoronavirusLockdown #lindt #COVID19 #wedding pic.twitter.com/wELsXWS6Lc
— Mark in Bangkok (@thaispicytravel) March 25, 2020
#5:
America is that friend who pretends to be broke but has lots of money when its something that she wants to do.
— Andé Karim (@_AndeKarim) March 25, 2020
#6:
me: this is my horse mayo
friend: why did you call him that, he’s not even a white horse
mayo: [neighs]
— kieran (@KieranSoFar) March 25, 2020
#7:
Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) March 24, 2020
#8:
[being strangled]
me: wait stop
murderer: what
me: did u wash your hands
— tom (@pilau) March 20, 2020
#9:
When the package delivered is exactly what you ordered 😍 pic.twitter.com/IMvOMe6OT9
— Sex (@FlirtyPost_) March 16, 2020
#10:
Social distancing Day 12: Today my kids wanted me to wear my wedding dress at lunch & I couldn’t think of a reason not to pic.twitter.com/2snMmwxuGq
— Curtis Sittenfeld (@csittenfeld) March 24, 2020
