Quarantine time is the perfect time to simply try out and implement the funniest ideas! Why not? Nobody sees it but the family. So why not have lunch in a wedding dress or marry chocolate bunnies? We have collected these and other funny tweets for you in today’s Best of! Have fun!
"Straight to Hell". You never hear "Bisexual to Hell". And that's how I know we're the chosen ones.
— Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) March 25, 2020
It strikes me that it's terribly funny that the response of some Americans to a virus is to buy guns
— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) March 25, 2020
To the girl who said I should get off twitter and pay attention to my children, I want you to know I’m ignoring my husband, too.
— not essential (@MommaUnfiltered) March 23, 2020
So our wedding has been postponed for obvious reasons and we had 115 chocolate Lindt bunnies as wedding favours – time for a bunny wedding of course! #CoronavirusLockdown #lindt #COVID19 #wedding pic.twitter.com/wELsXWS6Lc
— Mark in Bangkok (@thaispicytravel) March 25, 2020
America is that friend who pretends to be broke but has lots of money when its something that she wants to do.
— Andé Karim (@_AndeKarim) March 25, 2020
me: this is my horse mayo
friend: why did you call him that, he’s not even a white horse
— kieran (@KieranSoFar) March 25, 2020
Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) March 24, 2020
me: wait stop
me: did u wash your hands
— tom (@pilau) March 20, 2020
When the package delivered is exactly what you ordered 😍 pic.twitter.com/IMvOMe6OT9
— Sex (@FlirtyPost_) March 16, 2020
Social distancing Day 12: Today my kids wanted me to wear my wedding dress at lunch & I couldn’t think of a reason not to pic.twitter.com/2snMmwxuGq
— Curtis Sittenfeld (@csittenfeld) March 24, 2020