Best of Twitter from March 26, 2021

If you didn’t get stuck in the Suez canal right after painting a giant penis into the ocean, well, then your week is probably ending better than somebody else’s! Let’s make it even nicer with our gems of the day. Today including a man who will accompany you at your next breakfast, a woman who moved to Poland instead of getting glasses, and the ultimate way to make your children play with their toys! Have a nice weekend everyone!







All right, we admit it: This might NOT be the official Twitter account of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. If you want to find out more about the guy who found shrimp tails in his breakfast cereals and might or might not have ended in the mills please check out our article.