Normally on a Sunday, we would gather together as a family. Whether it’s hosting a barbecue party or just sitting around. Unfortunately, we have to remain isolated. Don’t you worry because we decided to bring the party to you. Here are our Top ten Tweets from Today!
kids: can we have a popsicle?
me: *eating a popsicle* no it’s 8am
— jo diggity (@WhaJoTalkinBout) May 26, 2018
to anyone spending their quarantine thinking about men, you are already sick
— jovan exotic (@jovandemic) March 29, 2020
Twitter DMs are broken? No wonder she ain't respond in 3 weeks
— zx (@iZemrex) March 28, 2020
My husband annoyed me last night so I adjusted the toaster settings slightly this morning.
— Just J (@junejuly12) March 4, 2020
Tomorrow isn’t promised, slap ur siblings for no reason today
— 🥺 (@mayrambackwards) March 28, 2020
guys be like I know I’m a piece of shit and a terrible person but I hate myself too so it doesn’t count
— blondie wasabi (@bIondiewasabi) March 28, 2020
[meteor hitting earth]
Dinosaur: oh no the economy !!
— Ygrene (@Ygrene) March 28, 2020
1920: Alcohol is prohibited
2020: Liquor stores are an essential business during a national health crisis
— RubMor (@QBruby) March 28, 2020
US history in schools:
Boston tea party
Civil war bc states rights
We beat Hitler
The end (:
— zo (@handleyzo) March 28, 2020
these live streams are just getting better and better pic.twitter.com/AM0N5KDeNq
— Tw3rk Goddess (@notoriousnatz) March 28, 2020