Hell yes, it’s Monday!!! Just kidding, no one likes Mondays. Our motivation seems to be blocked like the Suez Canal by a giant container ship. It’ll take days to set it free, sounds way more funny as it is in reality and is memed by million internet users into oblivion. Anyway, the ship is free now and so are our gems for today. Enjoy!
#1:
I want what they have pic.twitter.com/sZavOQ0dKi
— ༒ (@44ngeI) March 26, 2021
#2:
me: why tf does my back hurt?
also me: pic.twitter.com/ySiuXpxXKE
— avery 💫 (@pogue444) March 27, 2021
#3:
this dog is made of coconut pic.twitter.com/RFEgfDWuWN
— Capybaras (@CapybaraCountry) March 26, 2021
#4:
March 2020. March 2021. pic.twitter.com/IVyXbzsIVW
— Paul O'Malley (@paulomalley) March 25, 2021
#5:
— Flag Smasher (@EoinHiggins_) March 28, 2021
#6:
Dammit… my sink is blocked and I have a pile of dishes to do too pic.twitter.com/YXpYmjcZoa
— Non-Fungible Technical Resource (@quephird) March 26, 2021
#7:
— Maxou (@maxoupial) March 26, 2021
#8:
“i read this book you recommended” is a love language
— robin (@lastpages_) March 27, 2021
#9:
I cannot stop thinking about how I’ve thought I was 5’7” my whole life. Passionately and proudly 5’7” a loving 5’7” a towering 5’7” sometimes 5’8” if I felt stretchy… Turns the fuck out I’m only 5’5” is this a Napoleon complex? Am I Napoleon?
— nicole byer (@nicolebyer) March 26, 2021
#10:
me: one cocaine mcflurry please
employee: you already know i cant do that
me: why?
employee: machine's broken
— inkedupandsonic (@sonictyrant) March 26, 2021
