Okay, so you’re the kind of person who has hundred rolls of toilet paper at home and don’t know what to do with them? If you are creative, you can craft some really cool stuff with those empty rolls. Gorgeous paper vases, smartphone holders, party poppers, pencil holders, gift boxes or even some fancy napkin rings… hell yeah, how cool is that?! Just kidding. STOP BUYING TOILET PAPER LIKE A DRUG ADDICT FOR GOD’S SAKE!!! *heavy breathing* Just be nice and share what you have with your friends instead of collecting it. Want something to collect? Here are our 10 gems of today.
#1:
This guy has just won the internet. pic.twitter.com/wQWvKw4jco
— Teeta (@anitamassey86) March 25, 2020
#2:
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) March 27, 2020
#3:
Yesterday, my neighbour left me some homeade soup to pick up from outside; while I am recovering from a mild case of COVID. When I got there, I found not only a big container of piping hot soup, but two huge bags of shopping. I almost burst into tears. She barely knows me.
— Dr Matt Prescott (@mattprescott) March 29, 2020
#4:
Oh dude yeah you gotta try baking your own bread in quarantine. It takes 14 hours to do right and it’s boring as shit, but the results are often quite disappointing
— wife radicalized by STEM (@gloomfather) March 29, 2020
#5:
Me: why does my back hurt
Also me: pic.twitter.com/aqffaJa3A9
— wajed (@borderlineyikes) March 26, 2020
#6:
My gynecologist’s office sent an email saying they’re now doing video visits so I guess this is how I become a cam girl
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) March 29, 2020
#7:
why the fuck don’t toasters have a window so you can see how toasted your bread is
— Jonathan (@jonathanhimple) March 29, 2020
#8:
Due to Corona, we officially have three days of the week
1. Yesterday
2. Today
3. Tomorrow— Jenn is back (@JennEngineer_) March 27, 2020
#9:
I miss cancelling plans with my friends 🙁
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) March 29, 2020
#10:
Who led the digital transformation in your company? pic.twitter.com/45ybMCW0Xu
— Serge van Ginderachter (@svg) March 30, 2020
