It’s the last day of the month, so we hope to end it with some laughs and giggles. Please enjoy our Top ten Tweets from Today!
#1:
Dora the Explorer is just Dora these days and that breaks my heart
— eli the cutie pie (@jazz_inmypants) March 30, 2020
#2:
ok yeah Shakespeare wrote King Lear in quarantine but that play is ass. the fuck is "doth." turn on autocorrect, damn
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) March 31, 2020
#3:
Being part of a major historical event sucks.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) March 30, 2020
#4:
2019: the floor is lava
2020: literally don’t touch anything
— Indy 🧞♂️ (@IndecisiveJones) March 30, 2020
#5:
at least we don’t have to see boomerangs of people clinking drinks for awhile
— James (@CaucasianJames) March 28, 2020
#6:
a cashier at HEB coughed and the manager took them to the back and we heard a gunshot but the manager said that was unrelated
— devin ➐ (@DevinWAnEye) March 29, 2020
#7:
me: can i have fun
2020: no
me: ok
— not Alex Turner (@friendoftoads) March 27, 2020
#8:
My 5yo stormed out of my office when i told him i had to do a meeting. He was very mad that i couldn't look at his crafts like i did yesterday. I tried to explain that it was Monday and I had to work, and he yelled "Monday isn't real" on the way out. I'm still just sitting here.
— Ethics Gradient (@grahamvsworld) March 30, 2020
#9:
can’t believe leonardo dicaprio yelled “i’m on top of the world” from the titanic. a ship, that was at sea. at sea level. the scientifically lowest altitude in the world. he was nowhere near the top, he was literally at the bottom. what a stupid idiot
— rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) November 5, 2019
#10:
you already know#TigerKing pic.twitter.com/AJX1cXg65n
— stupidity incarnate (@spwaites__) March 27, 2020
