It’s the last day of the month, so we hope to end it with some laughs and giggles. Please enjoy our Top ten Tweets from Today!
Dora the Explorer is just Dora these days and that breaks my heart
— eli the cutie pie (@jazz_inmypants) March 30, 2020
ok yeah Shakespeare wrote King Lear in quarantine but that play is ass. the fuck is "doth." turn on autocorrect, damn
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) March 31, 2020
Being part of a major historical event sucks.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) March 30, 2020
2019: the floor is lava
2020: literally don’t touch anything
— Indy 🧞♂️ (@IndecisiveJones) March 30, 2020
at least we don’t have to see boomerangs of people clinking drinks for awhile
— James (@CaucasianJames) March 28, 2020
a cashier at HEB coughed and the manager took them to the back and we heard a gunshot but the manager said that was unrelated
— devin ➐ (@DevinWAnEye) March 29, 2020
me: can i have fun
— not Alex Turner (@friendoftoads) March 27, 2020
My 5yo stormed out of my office when i told him i had to do a meeting. He was very mad that i couldn't look at his crafts like i did yesterday. I tried to explain that it was Monday and I had to work, and he yelled "Monday isn't real" on the way out. I'm still just sitting here.
— Ethics Gradient (@grahamvsworld) March 30, 2020
can’t believe leonardo dicaprio yelled “i’m on top of the world” from the titanic. a ship, that was at sea. at sea level. the scientifically lowest altitude in the world. he was nowhere near the top, he was literally at the bottom. what a stupid idiot
— rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) November 5, 2019
— stupidity incarnate (@spwaites__) March 27, 2020