Okay, everybody, let’s cut to the chase. Staying at home has been fun for a while, but slowly, slowly it’s starting to get a tiny little boring – or is it just us? Surprisingly, it’s not as funny as expected to spend all day every day for a year with the same people and telling them 10 million times a day to close their mouths while eating for the love of god… Right? RIGHT? Okay, it’s time for Mommy’s «Special Drink»… And of course for the best Tweets from today. Enjoy! (And for f***’s sake close your mouth!)
The Royals really said The Crown isn’t real and then proceeded to do things that would make great material for another season of the Crown.
— bag juiceina (@MinaLioness) March 4, 2021
as a child i thought chores were a boring punishment but as an anxiety riddled adult they are a welcome mindful distraction from the torment of moment to moment existence
— Daniel Howell (@danielhowell) March 4, 2021
I guess the magnets I ordered are here😂 pic.twitter.com/S4r7zAlcXO
— 🌴MAUI🍍 (@MauiSaber) March 3, 2021
The only thing not open in Texas, is a science book.
— Jeras Ikehorn (@JerasIkehorn) March 4, 2021
i love that this guy from my kindergarten class has been dreaming of my mom’s fry bread for over 20 years AND THAT HE MESSAGED ME FOR THE RECIPE !!! pic.twitter.com/aJSjMwAarn
— Persephonē (@steviaplath) March 3, 2021
if you ever don’t know what to talk about with an older white dude, just ask if he’s still working on the house. every white man is eternally renovating his home
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) March 4, 2021
Just thinking about how for decades people answered the phone having no idea who was on the other end.
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) March 4, 2021
“Who wears the pants in the relationship” outdated. Everyone wears pants. “Who wears the docs, who wears the crocs”. Wonderful. Not based on gender stereotypes. Implies someone is emo
— brie (@adamssadnler) March 4, 2021
[eating probiotic yogurt while on antibiotics]
okay now battle
— anya (@veryanya) March 4, 2021
tell me you had no women involved in your design process without telling me you had no women involved in your design process pic.twitter.com/LgK78Mx1UP
— Florence Schechter (@floschechter) March 3, 2021