We hope your weekend is going great so far and to make it even better, we found some gems for you while diving through Twitter. Not only experiences with Microsoft Word, but also some weather humor, parenting advice, and if you don’t know what pyjama shoes are, you will soon. Please enjoy and have a great day!
#1:
If you’d like to find a single shoe in the dishwasher from time to time, then parenting is for you.
— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) March 5, 2021
#2:
date: i just wanna be at that stage in a relationship where you finish each other's –
me: *reaching over and eating spaghetti off her plate* we are so in sync Helen
date: it's Ellen
— inkedupandsonic (@sonictyrant) March 5, 2021
#3:
Storm Tropical Storm pic.twitter.com/DCeioiwiYf
— ADHDean (@ADHDeanASL) March 5, 2021
#4:
I’ve reached the age where Friday night just means I’m even more excited about sleep.
— Pinky’s Brain (@mack44_d) March 5, 2021
#5:
Some absolute fucking quilk just accused me of making up words
— Lil Tetanus (@ScratchChrome) March 5, 2021
#6:
[into my walkie-talkie during sex]
me: I'm ready to penetrate, over.
her: um, I don't really understand how this is supposed to work.
me: you gotta push the button before you talk, over.— Piece 🧩 (@Not_Piecezilla) March 6, 2021
#7:
Dear Microsoft Word: I never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever want to paste without matching formatting. Never. Never ever. Thx.
— Eric Vanden Eykel (@evandeneykel) March 4, 2021
#8:
camping is a threat not a hobby
— *sigh*clops (@aotakeo) March 6, 2021
#9:
My 5YO lost her first tooth and is very certain that the tooth fairy will give it to an old lady who really needs it
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) March 4, 2021
#10:
I couldn't remember the name for slippers so I called them my pajama shoes.
— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) March 5, 2021
