We wish you a wonderful Sunday. Enjoy your weekend and the beautiful weather, we deliver the corresponding portion of humour! Have fun with our Daily!
#1:
It's still absolutely wild to me that people we pay $174k a year tell us that we don't need a $32k minimum wage.
— shantilly (@shantilly_t) March 5, 2021
#2:
me: I need a book about dealing with rejection
librarian: we don't have any
me: *drinking poison* okay
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) March 6, 2021
#3:
Welcome to middle age. Popping and locking have a completely different meaning now.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) March 6, 2021
#4:
If the casino had a uno table I’ll tear some shit up 😂😂😂😂
— A. (@ogkeyaa) March 5, 2021
#5:
Obsessed with how much of Roger Federer’s name is just er
— Flora underscore underscore Flora 🦄🦋 (@Flora__Flora) March 6, 2021
#6:
“Guard Dog Ignores Staged Robber During Training Exercise In Thai Jewel Store” pic.twitter.com/QlVCpL6RMT
— Emma (@CampbellxEmma) March 6, 2021
#7:
they should film horror movies during the daytime so they're not so scary 🙂
— Drew Gooden (@drewisgooden) March 3, 2021
#8:
they prescribed my cat anti anxiety medication and it turned out to be the same anti anxiety medication I’m on
— abby govindan (@abbygov) March 3, 2021
#9:
yawning on zoom and taking note of who else yawns. as a way of finding out who is looking at me
— raina (@quakerraina) March 3, 2021
#10:
i made this Tom & Jerry Rug inspired by the original cartoon 🤍 (25×55”) pic.twitter.com/vxz0UygzjA
— nellaf (@nellaf) March 2, 2021