Another weekend is coming to an end and in the meantime, the coronavirus has also arrived in the USA. But slowly the panic calms down, the noodle shelves are filled again and more and more people start to think about how much sense this fear really makes. So, just wash your hands and chill out with our Daily!
Panic buying is a symptom of a dysfunctional society diseased with individualism
To those with litres of soap at home- do you realise that to slow the transmission of COVID-19 you need other people to be cleaning their hands too?!
A fortress of toilet paper will not protect you
— Julia Simons (@SJimons) March 6, 2020
If 99% of people find you unattractive, 78,000,000 people still find you attractive.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) March 7, 2020
Ever since it was brought to my attention that you can say “Covid-19” to the tune of “Come on, Eileen,” I’ve been unable to read it any other way
— Dr. David Shiffman (@WhySharksMatter) March 4, 2020
him, on one knee: will you marry me
onlookers: say yes! say yes!!
me: *mouth full of hotdog* tell us the biggest fight you’ve had so far
— jo diggity (@WhaJoTalkinBout) March 7, 2020
yesterday’s high was 37, its low was me texting my ex “wyd” at 1am and her responding “rn? wiping cum off my chest”
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) March 7, 2020
To the people who have bought 27 bottles of soap leaving none on the shop shelves for others, you do realise that to stop getting coronavirus, you need other people to wash their hands too, you great thundering walloper.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) March 7, 2020
if i ever end up doing something extremely stupid in public i just hope there’s a british guy around to say “he’s gone mad”
— James (@CaucasianJames) March 7, 2020
YOU GUYS. I just saw the most wild thing! A man started walking toward the Girl Scouts cookie stand in front of the grocery store and he yelled “my bitches are BACK” and this Girl Scout just yelled “no. Walk away.” AND HE DID.
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) March 7, 2020
By the time you’re 25 you should have a:
-existential loss of purpose
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) March 7, 2020
sam: we walked such a long way
sam: we nearly died several times
sam: we're at mount doom
sam: now you can destroy the ring
frodo: lmao no fucken way
— nicky the friendly shark (@mostlysharks) March 7, 2020