Another weekend is coming to an end and in the meantime, the coronavirus has also arrived in the USA. But slowly the panic calms down, the noodle shelves are filled again and more and more people start to think about how much sense this fear really makes. So, just wash your hands and chill out with our Daily!
#1:
Panic buying is a symptom of a dysfunctional society diseased with individualism
To those with litres of soap at home- do you realise that to slow the transmission of COVID-19 you need other people to be cleaning their hands too?!
A fortress of toilet paper will not protect you
— Julia Simons (@SJimons) March 6, 2020
#2:
If 99% of people find you unattractive, 78,000,000 people still find you attractive.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) March 7, 2020
#3:
Ever since it was brought to my attention that you can say “Covid-19” to the tune of “Come on, Eileen,” I’ve been unable to read it any other way
— Dr. David Shiffman (@WhySharksMatter) March 4, 2020
#4:
him, on one knee: will you marry me
her: OMG
onlookers: say yes! say yes!!
me: *mouth full of hotdog* tell us the biggest fight you’ve had so far
— jo diggity (@WhaJoTalkinBout) March 7, 2020
#5:
yesterday’s high was 37, its low was me texting my ex “wyd” at 1am and her responding “rn? wiping cum off my chest”
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) March 7, 2020
#6:
To the people who have bought 27 bottles of soap leaving none on the shop shelves for others, you do realise that to stop getting coronavirus, you need other people to wash their hands too, you great thundering walloper.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) March 7, 2020
#7:
if i ever end up doing something extremely stupid in public i just hope there’s a british guy around to say “he’s gone mad”
— James (@CaucasianJames) March 7, 2020
#8:
YOU GUYS. I just saw the most wild thing! A man started walking toward the Girl Scouts cookie stand in front of the grocery store and he yelled “my bitches are BACK” and this Girl Scout just yelled “no. Walk away.” AND HE DID.
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) March 7, 2020
#9:
By the time you’re 25 you should have a:
-existential loss of purpose
-therapist
-drug dealer— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) March 7, 2020
#10:
sam: we walked such a long way
frodo: yep
sam: we nearly died several times
frodo: true
sam: we're at mount doom
frodo: right
sam: now you can destroy the ring
frodo: lmao no fucken way
— nicky the friendly shark (@mostlysharks) March 7, 2020
