Welcome to another episode of Best of Twitter. It’s Monday again! We hope your week’s off to a good start. If not, don’t mind. You’re not doing anything wrong. It’s just a normal reaction of your body and your mind, dealing with the sudden end of the weekend. Stay strong. You’re not alone. We hope that we can sweeten the start of the new week for you with these Twitter gems. Enjoy!
ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES pic.twitter.com/M4sf9BhGjA
— CAPYBARA MAN (@CAPYBARA_MAN) March 6, 2021
they're dating pic.twitter.com/ScffufzLps
— rico (@dumbricardo) March 6, 2021
i love being an essential worker in time of plague. i get no raises, risk my life every day, and get treated like dirt by people whose idea of freedom is shopping
— 🃏 Bro. Bris Cocaine 🃏 (@tgracchus1848) March 5, 2021
Watching The Irishman the way Scorsese intended pic.twitter.com/eWh2dteFAv
— Dame 🗿 (@PalestDame) March 5, 2021
Someone said friendship in the pandemic is basically just one person sending a text when they're in a good mood and you're not and then you finally responding when you're in a good mood and now they're not.
— Milo Mami. Bournvita Baby. 🇳🇬 (@Aizehinomo) March 7, 2021
A lot of parents’ version of “Preparing my kids for the real world” looks a lot like “Being my kids’ first bully.”
— Emelyne Museaux (@plsleaveamsg) March 4, 2021
vibrators are unnatural and wrong. god said adam and eve not florence and the machine
— ☆ (@222xen) March 7, 2021
Funny how people always say “avoid that like the plague” and then the plague shows up and millions of people do very little to avoid it.
— Rob Meyerson (@RobMeyerson) March 7, 2021
me making $8/hr at a drive thru in 2011: god, this fucking sucks. i hope things are better 10 years from now.
god: i can make one of the senators bisexual i guess
— kim possible facts (@kimpossiblefact) March 6, 2021
"can you multitask?" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time
— S8N (@okmvnny) March 3, 2021