March 8 was International Women’s Day and since it was a very successful event, today we introduce you to a world without female oppression, but fair opportunities, and equal payment for men and women. What? NO? You mean all we’re getting is a freaking box of chocolates and a bunch of flowers we are allergic to? This cannot be real, ladies! Well, until someone finds Oprah’s number, we have to keep on fighting for ourselves. We at Best of Twitter may not give you a world full of equality but at least we got 10 gems for you! Please enjoy the best Tweets from today!
#1:
I cannot believe I wanted to grow up.
— 𝚊𝚗dr𝚎w ✰ (@aandrewwz) March 8, 2021
#2:
not me, using the exact same response my religious family sent in for our [gay] wedding, for their [superspreader] wedding pic.twitter.com/zwSFSTZI0V
— melissa kravitz hoeffner (@melissabethk) March 8, 2021
#3:
My kid systematically checks me for weakness like the velociraptors in Jurassic Park testing the fence
— Midge (@mxmclain) March 8, 2021
#4:
Weird how my school had a zero tolerance policy for short skirts but a boys will be boys policy for sexual assault
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) March 8, 2021
#5:
When I sign an email “Yours” it’s not a term of endearment— it means this email is now yours I’m done with it get it away from me.
— Kate McKean (@kate_mckean) March 8, 2021
#6:
Of course men and women can be friends without being attracted to each other. It’s called «marriage.»
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) March 7, 2021
#7:
We’re just sayin’. To abolish mask -wearing laws in some States while the rest of the Nation keeps theirs is like designating a peeing section of the swimming pool.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) March 6, 2021
#8:
There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your 5 best friends and 10 dogs.
— IG: clarkebetz 🕊 (@dovenymph) March 8, 2021
#9:
why can’t a cover letter be “I want to work here soo bad. Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please”
— sio (@bestinsio) March 8, 2021
#10:
how tf a computer gone ask me if i’m a robot 😭 bitch you da robot 😭😭
— . (@GemTeni) March 8, 2021
