March was a very slow month. It seemed like it was never going to end. But the month of April went by so fast. One minute it was Monday and the next it was May 1st. I don’t know what the month of May holds. So let it be said now, “May the force be with you”. Enjoy today’s daily!
#1:
imagine dying at work & the first thing they do is clock u out
— seth (@wethsworld) April 29, 2020
#2:
“It was on sale!!” – A woman lying to validate her spending
— Maybe: Jacoby (@Getthebagcoach) April 29, 2020
#3:
i have finally narrowed it down. to a few possible reasons. the human is home all the time now
4. can’t stand being away from me
c. loves me so much
1. my presence is a gift— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) April 29, 2020
#4:
“easy 5 minute workout from home, no equipment required”
the workout: pic.twitter.com/5scmk8ncu2
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) April 30, 2020
#5:
One minute it’s Monday and the next minute it’s Friday and then you take a shower and get out and it’s Sunday again.
— JAYLA🦋 (@jaylaxbrie) April 30, 2020
#6:
niggas always said your senior year will fly by, but i ain’t know it would ZOOM
— kordell (@koordell) April 30, 2020
#7:
mom i AM the friend that jumps off the bridge
— D i l l 🦦 (@Khydill) April 30, 2020
#8:
My girlfriend’s favorite activity is talking to me from other rooms in the house at a volume too low for me to hear what she’s saying
— Matt Ingebretson (@mattingebretson) April 30, 2020
#9:
how old were u when u realized all the new famous people were younger than u and your life was over
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) April 30, 2020
#10:
past two months be like
𝐌 𝐀 𝐑 𝐂 𝐇
ᵃᵖʳⁱˡ
— randy (@randypaint) April 30, 2020
