Best of Twitter from May 10, 2021

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away. It is a very dark period full of despair and great sadness. Rebel jokes, tweeted from an unknown basement, have marked the first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. While being on a stand up comedy battle, rebel nerds managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon: Monday. A sinister day, which kicks off a week full of work, and where everyone has to get up early. This evil plan has enough power to destroy an entire planet. Pursued by the Empire’s sinister helpers, we race home aboard our little twitter ship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save us and everyone who hates capitalism and could help to restore freedom to the galaxy… May our tweets for today be with you.