In today’s Best of we have for you the ultimate method of upsetting a woman romantically. We got also an example of how grandiose homeschooling with kindergarten children can go wrong and a cost-effective alternative to GoPro. Have fun!
Me: did you enjoy breakfast in bed?
Wife: I loved it.
Me: well I love you.
Wife: I love you too.
Me: I left the dishes in the sink take care of it whenever you want it’s your day.
News Reporter: a man was found dead in his kitchen today…
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) May 10, 2020
The worst thing to happen to me while teaching kindergarten online is watching one of my students cut her hair with her craft scissors while I scream "oH NOOOOOOOOO DON'T"
— ZOOMG call (@ThatOMGkid) May 12, 2020
Just found out my wife’s been mad at me for three days and I hadn’t noticed. She forgave me and I had to act like I was grateful and not bewildered
— 🇬🇧 Dr. Nerd 🇨🇦 (@hermanntrude) May 12, 2020
grandmother: all this new generation think about is sex
— Kez (@kezszzn) May 10, 2020
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) May 12, 2020
I miss 2010 when the only pandemic we had was Bieber Fever
— Kim (@kmbcrly) May 10, 2020
Lady on BBC Scotland just said “Better to be 6 feet apart, hen, than 6 feet under? Amirite?”
And this should be the slogan. Everyone stand down.
— Samuel Jenkinson 🦎 (@samueljenkinson) May 11, 2020
i can’t afford a go pro so i’m having my neighbor alan sit on my shoulders and remember everything that happened
— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) May 11, 2020
I just don’t see bras making a comeback after this
— Tomi Obaro (@TomiObaro) May 11, 2020
Still having the company meetings online. pic.twitter.com/aR3LfuSdKl
— Andrew Cotter (@MrAndrewCotter) May 11, 2020