Do you know that moment when you see a picture and you think, “Oh, that must have been forever”, and it’s actually only a few months old? If not, we have just the right thing for you in today’s Daily! Have fun!
#1:
Oh my God my brother is in 8th grade and had been doing online classes since March. He’s been telling my parents that he’s making straight A’s and his teacher just called my parents to inform them he has never logged into online school. Ever. LMAO
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) May 14, 2020
#2:
how are we in the same year as large boulder the size of a small boulder https://t.co/ZW3iP1LARd
— hunger (@hunter_hhhh) May 13, 2020
#3:
If band names were literal, what would be the scariest band to fight?
I'm torn between Megadeth and 10,000 Maniacs.
— Ian Karmel (@IanKarmel) May 14, 2020
#4:
me: i would like to drive a car
government: that’s tight. take this one small test when ur 16 years old
me: how often will i have to retake it
government: what
— randy (@randypaint) May 13, 2020
#5:
Yo what kind of schoolwork are they sending home with these kids LMAO pic.twitter.com/CGJnp0bnVA
— An African American Individual (@GivethNoFxcketh) May 12, 2020
#6:
I’m on my way! – Hoff!! 😃
Bin schon auf’m Weg! – Hoff!! 😃@heuteshow #heuteshow #zdf #DavidHasselhoff #Hoff pic.twitter.com/Ll4kIXlSWZ— David Hasselhoff (@DavidHasselhoff) May 14, 2020
#7:
me: can i book an extra session next week to get help with my claustrophobia?
therapist: i should be able to squeeze you in
me: ʸᵒᵘ’ˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒ ʷʰᵃᵗ
— kie (@kieransofar) May 12, 2020
#8:
When this is over, don’t tell my kids we’re allowed to go inside McDonald’s again.
— Ordinary (@OrdinaryAlso) May 13, 2020
#9:
My 3yo told me she peed in the tub and I was like ok cool because I thought she meant the bathroom. She peed in the tub with her socks. She walked around the house with socks soaked in urine. If you think you’re ready for kids you’re not. You’re never ready for kids.
— Marcy G 🍕 (@BunAndLeggings) May 13, 2020
#10:
Remember when it was week 2 of quarantine and people were posting pics like “day 3 of quarantine”
— gov michaela (@MichaelaOkla) May 13, 2020
