Best of Twitter from May 14, 2021

Once again it’s Friday and once again we are faced with the difficult decision of what to do this weekend. Or, more precisely, what NOT to do. After all the mere thought of getting out of bed is so tiring that we need a four hour nap to recover from it. Well, if you should dare taking a look out of the window and meet a surprising number of people with heavily loaded shopping bags don’t expect an invitation to a barbecue. It’s probably just a few gallons of gasoline that are being bunkered at home to outwit the current shortage. The best thing to do is to lie down straight away and start the weekend the only real way: with today’s best tweets. Have fun!