Today we have a little nostalgia, a glimpse of New York life, a horror date story and much more for you! Have fun!
#1:
why does no one tell you that when you pick out a pair of athletic shorts from tj maxx at fourteen yrs old, you are in fact making a decision that will last longer than any of your adult relationships
— meredith (@dietz_meredith) May 14, 2021
#2:
Coronavirus restrictions are being eased way too quickly pic.twitter.com/rjio7Ga6jZ
— Zo (@Zo_Zahid) May 14, 2021
#3:
Would you flip burgers for a salary of $350k per year? You would? Damn sounds like people are ok with working, it's the money that's the problem
— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) May 14, 2021
#4:
How it started How it’s going pic.twitter.com/cSLpaWFtds
— josh (@_joshuaduarte) May 14, 2021
#5:
Used to love these books and this diva showing up each year https://t.co/TDv08IL0vw pic.twitter.com/QC1lBmGmJs
— chawner laughs (@appehmichael) May 14, 2021
#6:
I hate New York. Some guy just yelled at me “you’re pretty but those shoes with that dress? get help sweet heart”
— abby govindan (@abbygov) May 14, 2021
#7:
I did a “service trip” (more of a vacation honestly) through my college to India & they told us we could only shower every other day to “understand how Indian people live” and when we got there our Indian hosts were like “ew you guys aren’t showering everyday? That’s so gross”
— abby govindan (@abbygov) May 14, 2021
#8:
one time i went on a date with someone i follow on here and a few days later she tweeted “have you ever met someone who’s funny but not fun?”
— dylan (@spiritnght2) May 13, 2021
#9:
young people aren’t getting covid because we’re getting bevved and disregarding social distancing, we’re getting covid because we all work in hospitality with no PPE before going back home to our 6 flatmates who also work in hospitality to make the economy go brrr
— eli 📕 (@elihxrris) May 14, 2021
#10:
Look, I’m probably going to wear a mask in a lot of indoor spaces because I really enjoyed not having a cold for 14 months
— Jennifer Gunter (@DrJenGunter) May 14, 2021