Ah yes, it’s Satan’s favorite part of the week again. We hope you all have enough coffee do deal with this abomination called Monday. Please try not to punch or kill anyone who will cross your path. Most people are having the same problems starting into a fresh new week full of torturing work and social pain. You can’t always see it from the outside. Just try to ignore, that there are other humans on this planet and imagine other people as otters, squirrels or even raccoons. And if that doesn’t help you to deal with this shitty day, maybe our 10 gems for today will. Enjoy!
Abolish unpaid internships. There is absolutely no valid reason that justifies why you’re having students work 40h/week and paying them nothing.
— 👼🏼 (@awesomesteveee) May 15, 2021
okay but that’s really how it goes 😂🌿 pic.twitter.com/GObCrQRzlj
— S P A C E C A D E T (@CadetSupreme) May 13, 2021
I found my high school cell phone at my mom's house
It still turns on, and I found an actual text message from 2003 pic.twitter.com/fUfVVE6nj6
— Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) May 15, 2021
please normalize wanting to dance with somebody and PLEASE normalize wanting to feel the heat with somebody. it’s okay to want to dance with somebody who loves you.
— Jen is writing a romance novel (@darlinginmyway) May 15, 2021
how to put on a bracelet when no one is around. pic.twitter.com/QUnA5n1oQy
— Monica Lewinsky (she/her) (@MonicaLewinsky) May 15, 2021
hes a jerk and he deserves it pic.twitter.com/cGdW4zrNRJ
— bloopy ꒰꒰꒰ᓚᘏᗢ (@boople__art) May 15, 2021
if I was an Italian plumber whose girlfriend was constantly being imprisoned in castles by an evil fire breathing lizard I would simply not take part in recreational go-kart races with aforementioned lizard
— jamie (@ekvous) May 16, 2021
I don’t understand people who always have a romantic partner like what you just go out and talk to people and find someone who you like who also likes you and then if you break up you do that again? oh ok
— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) May 14, 2021
a dog is basically a funny little guy who always wants to hang out
— Berry 🍓🍰🖤 (@bloodberry_tart) May 14, 2021
The nypost again “fake news”. They have a story on peacocks today and say I have sixteen on my farm I actually have 21 of these glorious birds whose house is impeccable. They do not smell. They are so clean! Their voices are loud but such fun to hear. They are so friendly
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) May 16, 2021