Can you hear that? That’s the wonderful sound of not being constantly informed of what Donald Trump is watching, thinking or doing. On an ordinary Tuesday when most people in Europe are still placing bets on who’s going to run the race, the vaccine distribution or deadly mutations, we should lean back for a moment and enjoy in peace that we don’t have to decide whether a headline is reality or sheer satire. We all should appreciate this more often. Just like our tweets of the day. Have fun!
#1:
King pic.twitter.com/htHqCB79N0
— clintoris (@clintoris) May 16, 2021
#2:
— Cheri Jacobus (@CheriJacobus) May 17, 2021
#3:
who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine
— memetaza (@memetazaa) May 16, 2021
#4:
Hi, I’m a parent and your chef for this evening. You may remember me from such greats as «that is what you asked for,” “it’s the same as we always make it,” and “no, it doesn’t taste funny.”
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) May 17, 2021
#5:
my daughter was like mom can you get my balloon?
no thefuck i cannot. pic.twitter.com/7L7wi3gMPC
— my name is no. (@om_eye_goodness) May 16, 2021
#6:
it will never stop being fucked up that a failed game show host got to install a third of the united states supreme court
— shauna (@goldengateblond) May 18, 2021
#7:
I wish I could attract anything as easily as I attract polyamorous couples
— McMermaid☘ (@colleen_eileen) May 17, 2021
#8:
Yo parents ever told you “you gone understand one day” and then one day you have a moment where you understand 😂😂
— weed & wagyu (@jessethechef) May 17, 2021
#9:
I’m at the age where, whenever I think of my age, I think, “I should go lie down.”
— Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) May 16, 2021
#10:
Hi Twitter, please appreciate my grandma bowling a strike in her saree, and then proceeding to ensure her mask covers her nose#QueenShit, if you ask me! 👸🏽 pic.twitter.com/T3g4x5dpbk
— Sudarshan Krishnamurthy (@sudkrish) May 17, 2021
