Hello, welcome to Tuesday! If you are here with us today that means you have survived the dreadful-long-boring Monday. We promise you that Tuesday isn’t any better. Are you willing to do anything to escape this Monday effect? Well, you came to the right place. All you have to do is read our Daily and come back for more. Monday won’t affect you anymore.
#1:
I’d love to see Trump say any of this shit he’s saying about Obama to his face. He doesn’t have the labias. He is a smelly, smelly penis hole of a man
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) May 18, 2020
#2:
me: I love jalapeños
boss: same
me: we’re palapeños 🙂
boss: you’re fired
— tom (@pilau) May 18, 2020
#3:
Y’all are so dumb cooking ur food at 350° for 40 min when u could just do the math and cook it at 14,000° for one minute.
— ARISTHOTLE (@venusianbabie) May 16, 2020
#4:
Wife beater still a wild name for an article of clothing
— yung KEVO from the H (@KevinNoPictures) May 15, 2020
#5:
being a gemini or a scorpio must be hard nowadays u just tell somebody ur birthday and u get blocked
— gaymer (@legallyines) May 18, 2020
#6:
this vegetarian shit easy, I eat oatmeal for breakfast and the rest of the day I survive off my feelings of superiority
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) May 17, 2020
#7:
Men try to convince me that "guys" is a gender neutral term, but when I ask them how many guys they've slept with, they take offense…
— Yves is Black. (@AdamantxYves) May 15, 2020
#8:
Yesterday I found out that Chuck E Cheese realized people didn't want to order takeout from Chuck E Cheese so they changed their info in Grubhub apps to Pasquales Pizza and tricked a bunch of people into ordering Chuck E Cheese (Pasquale is one of the characters in the rat band)
— Paul E Cheese (@paulbensonsucks) May 17, 2020
#9:
I'm not wearing glasses anymore I seen enough
— Hoesncheetoes (@Hoesncheetoes) May 18, 2020
#10:
Great to see geese uphold the rule of law. pic.twitter.com/AErYoCW0tG
— Paul Blanchard (@paulwrblanchard) May 16, 2020
