The great thing about May is you go outside in a pretty good mood and short pants, five minutes later it’s raining cats and dogs, making you question the purpose of staying alive in general. But look at me, being all cute and writing about things like «going outside» or «having a life». Since March, the memories of a social circle hanging out together is always one fever dream away, isn’t it? Good thing there’s still Twitter and that being said: Please enjoy!
My cat just threw herself in front of the vacuum, in case you're wondering if our pets have had enough of us being around all the fucking time too.
— Cathryn 🦝💚 (@AngryRaccoon2) May 1, 2020
When this is all over my boyfriend's going to be so happy!
My husband probably not so much so
— Jude D (@heyitsJudeD) May 1, 2020
Tonight is the perfect night to tell your crush you like them by sending your crow familiar to their window with the caged heart of their greatest enemy
— Fossilized Tree Resin (@Jamberee13) May 2, 2020
Comprehensive list of signs that your hormones are imbalanced:
— Kerry on Wayward Son (@EmissaryKerry) April 30, 2020
“Ehh this movie woulda been way better if she had just kept the frog as her pet”
-My daughter reviewing “The Princess and the Frog”
— Maryfairyboberry (@MaryJustice86) April 30, 2020
My son had to pick his towel up off the floor today. Apparently he’s forced to do everything around here.
— Maryfairyboberry (@MaryJustice86) May 1, 2020
They wanna open up the country just to end up getting one of these cuts pic.twitter.com/QGqGnptSs8
— Trae (@Mac_Trae) April 30, 2020
[date inviting me inside] make yourself at home
me: [holding my head under the sink to drink straight from the faucet] thank you
— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) May 1, 2020
I'm at that awkward age where I still want to look cute and wear knee high boots, but I'm also pretttttty curious about quilt festivals
— Christy (@CheeseDaydreams) May 1, 2020
Be the reason why the temperature of a room drops when you enter it
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) May 1, 2020