Best of Twitter from May 20, 2020

It’s Wednesday, the day before Ascension, which means it is actually Friday for those who have a day off on Friday. So yesterday was Thursday dressed as Tuesday. Thursday is our new Saturday… Just in case you got confused, it’s quarantine anyway and we all stay at home no matter what day it is, right? So sit back, relax and forget this goofy introduction. Here’s some real comedy gold. Enjoy our gems of the day.

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